For those of you who I have not made aware of on this weekly column, my wife and I are expecting our first two boys at literally any time between now and the beginning of Febtober.
I know what you’re thinking, Rick was the original Guy with the odds in favorite in the baby making department, pulse he had a solid year and a half of marriage on us. But like the team that blindsides the champion, I took over Rick’s place as the first Guy to spawn offspring.
My timing though, could not have been more problematic. You see, while my wife may not give a crap about fantasy football or what “PPR” stands for, the final month of our pregnancy has been during draft season. Now fortunately, we’ve had some accommodating friends help us along the way, but this has been a giant pain to juggle.
How do I feel about breast feeding versus formula?
Should I draft LeSean McCoy or Jamaal Charles?
Huggies or Pampers?
Backup QB in the 10th round, or sure up my WR depth.
This has been my past month!
And while, yes, it is my own doing. One man, three fantasy leagues and two twins on the way, I wish this on no one.