The National Sleep Foundation took a break from fine-tuning their numerical mattress firmness rating system to warn people about driving while sleepy. According to their data, “more than one-third of drivers say they’ve fallen asleep on the roads, and an estimated 12 and a half percent of fatal crashes involve drowsy driving.”
So, the next time you’re driving home late at night, be sure to drink plenty of Red Bull and Vodkas first.
Oh, and maybe sign their pledge to not sleep and drive.*
*Signing the pledge while drowsy-surfing is still binding, so Internet alertly.