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Sony has possibly over-embraced the Back to the Future vision of 2015 by slightly updating sh*t from the '80s.
Sony has possibly over-embraced the Back to the Future vision of 2015 by slightly updating sh*t from the ’80s.

Not content to let the North Koreans destroy them, Sony has taken that responsibility on themselves. They unveiled yet another attempt to bring back the Walkman, this time with a $1200 price tag and the promise to somehow play your crappy, compressed MP3s better than any other device.

That’s right: Sony’s gone full Zune.

U.S. decides Irish beef no longer mad, simply agitated

For the first time in 15 years, the U.S. will allow Irish beef into the country. What does this mean? No longer will mad cow jokes be relevant anymore, allowing people in the government’s end of the agricultural department to finally catch up with the rest of the country’s past five years.

On the contrary, now we get to have a surplus of drunken cow jokes.

Argentina president saves us from lycan horde

Folks, we have to hand it to Argentina, they are doing all they can to help the rest of the world. First, they give us a cool pope, then they keep their citizenry from turning into monsters.

Yair Tawil is the seventh son in his family, and according to Argentinian folklore, all seventh sons turn into werewolves on their 13th birthday, and then spend the rest of their days human by day, monster by full moon. No one wants so see a kid cursed that way. That’s why Argentinian President Christina Fernandez de Kirchner adopted Tawil has her godson, saving him from his fate. Somehow this worked, even though the boy is Jewish and she is not.

Then they celebrated with a werewolf bar mitzvah.