We will not be denied our chocolate

Earlier this week, all of your Facebook friends had a collective meltdown because Cadbury is going to change the recipe for its world-famous creme eggs. They’re changing it from dairy milk chocolate to a slightly different kind of chocolate. We can stand news of thousands being slaughtered in Nigeria, but messing with our chocolate? We cannot brook this offense. Even though it’s only England that’s going to have the formula change. Je suis Hershey.

And if you thought you were addicted chocolate before, get ready to snort it like cocaine. A Belgian chocolate aficionado Dominique Persoone now sells a snortable form of chocolate. It was originally developed for a birthday party for Ronnie Wood of the Rolling Stones back in 2008, but has only now taken off in Europe.

It’s not legal here in the U.S., so you’ll have to travel overseas to get your fix.