Day: January 27, 2015

Welcome all of you to the last time any of you will really care about sports until all of you go back into your gambling habits in March Madness. We are here now to talk about the Super Bowl though, and we’re going to do so in the most mature way possible here at SG, by talking about balls, footballs, as much as humanly possible.

In order to properly analyze how this game will go through, we should let you know, that at no time are there multiple balls on the field. At any given point, Russell Wilson, Rob Gronkowski, Marshawn Lynch and Tom Brady will have only one ball, singular, in one or both of their hands. Continue reading Eat My Sports: It’s time for the Super Bowl … balls

In Springfield, Massachusetts, before the snow fell down, a fall went down on snow of the illicit variety. Last week, cops busted two men, seizing 2300 bags of heroin, almost 23 thousand dollars, and three handguns. One bag thrown into the backseat of a car had a thousand bags of heroin in it! That’s a great bust!

But local news being local news makes sure to lead with what really matters: almost 1400 bags had “Lucky Charms” stamped on them.

Keep aiming high for that local Emmy, guys.

We’ve all been there before: you’re toward the end of a romantic evening, going to make a move, when you can hold in a fart any longer, and the night is ruined. Fortunately, your relationship will eventually get to the point where neither of you cares about each other’s farts anymore. But if you can’t wait that long, there’s another solution.

A French inventor has a pill that will make your farts smell better, and he’s got a new scent just in time for Valentine’s Day. What is this romantic scent from a country known for its romance, made for the most romantic holiday of the year? Ginger. The sexy, sexy smell of ginger.

Not only will your farts smell great, they will calm your stomach, too.