Johnny Depp, while on a press tour for his new movie, Mortdecai, said the reason he didn’t show up to previously scheduled press interview was because he fought a chupacabra in his hotel room.
We can only assume that he’ll use the skunk ape as the reason for why Mortdecai bombed so badly.
Stand tall, men–especially when you pee. We’ve won a victory in Germany, the bastion of dudes-sit-down-to-peeism.
In Dusseldorf, Germany, a judge has sided with a man who sued his landlord over withholding part of his security deposit. The landlord said that because the tenant, a man, who thus stands when he needs to make water, peed while upright, some of the splashes of uric acid that got on the marble ate away at the stone. The judge found that the tenant was not at fault. Stand up for your rights, men!
Bonus fun: In Germany guys who stand while they pee are called stehpinklers, and those who relinquish their birthrights and sit are called sitzpinklers. Germans have words for everything.
