Next time, specify how bills should be paid

Though half of the writers for this website are technically millennials, we wholeheartedly refuse that label and in fact still raise our canes in the directions of those younger than us, screaming at them to get off our lawns and intarwubz. Nonetheless, every now and then, you get a good millennial.

Timothy Norris of Texas is one of them. He seems to be a petty, though creative, soul. So of course he’s punished for that.

Having to pay a 600 dollar property tax bill, Norris paid for said bill … all in one dollar bills. That had been folded so intricately that personnel had to spend 6 minutes unfolding one. Creative, no? Wichita County Tax Assessor Collector Tommy Smyth apparently thought otherwise, accusing Norris of “disrupting the operation and efficiency of the tax office.”

Norris was asked to leave (presumably not in the customary Willy Wonka fashion), refused to, and was then arrested. In case you didn’t know, tax people get REALLY anal-retentive during the first four months of the year.

Gronking comes to a halt, won’t be forgotten

We’ve got some bad news for all the lovers out there. Amazon is no longer selling A Gronking to Remember, and it’s not clear why.

Yes, just days after lifting the Lombardi trophy in Phoenix, it seems a book about Rob Gronkowski has been pulled. The romance novel is reportedly about a married woman who watches football with her husband, and soon finds an attraction to Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski. It was an instant classic online, and now it’s gone.

Where has the romance gone, Gronk?