Everyone likes spacesuits that are advertised by a British woman’s voice

It’s a cold, hard truth to swallow, but it must be said: the planet just isn’t into space anymore. Seriously, humanity’s fascination with outer space has been on a precipitous decline over the past decade. The only movies about space we tend to get come from The Asylum (shudder). Blame it on vaccines, blame it on 9/11, blame it on dancing sharks, but while it’s still a cool concept, people just aren’t as down with space and its related paraphernalia.

Maybe that’s where Ted Southern comes into play. Southern will be partly designing a spacesuit for Final Frontier Design. NASA may even use his design. Don’t know who Ted Southern is?

He’s the man behind many of the costumes for Victoria’s Secret runway shows. The coverage for the outfit may not be much, but at least the corpse will be damn good-looking.

Why work at a reservoir if you can’t pee in it?

You can tell it’s nearly spring on the West Coast when people start peeing in city reservoirs.

In San Francisco, the local water authority is under fire after reports that a maintenance manager peed into an empty reservoir. Apparently, this is a problem, even though there was no water to contaminate in the reservoir in the first place. He faces a week’s suspension for putting no one at risk.

You may remember a year ago, when a teenager in Portland relieved himself into a reservoir that had water in it, and they even drained that one, even though it was totally safe, too.