Day: February 17, 2015

Some of you may have heard the grumblings coming from the brass at the highest levels of the NBA that they wasn’t legalized gambling. NBA commissioner, Adam Silver has decided to make this his main platform and is recruiting other professional sports to work with the government on legalizing placing money on games?

Why should this not be going on?

Well, the simple answer is, there isn’t a simple reason why sports gambling shouldn’t be legal. Aside for Las Vegas and parts of New Jersey, $4.55 billion was still spent on illegal gambling in 2013. It’s the argument with marijuana use, legalize it and tax the everloving hell out of it! It’s not science folks, it’s an untapped revenue source that our government has sat on their hands on for way too long. Continue reading Eat My Sports: A pretty big gamble

I’m sure there’s at least one QB there who wishes that had been the case back in 2010.

Oscar Meyer is breaking out the backup Wienermobile as the main one has been involved in an accident. The metallic hot dog crashed into a pole over the weekend (pole on pole violence), doing damage to the front section of the bun.

These terms being used to describe the damage, people.

Oscar Meyer has a way, of c-r-a-s-h-i-n-g.

The Sony Corporation may be only 68 years old, but it has clearly lost its damn mind. Between producing and then pulling The Interview (quick review: it was a’ight) and re-re-releasing the Walkman as the most expensive MP3 player made since 2003, we thought they were just going through a series of unrelated bad decisions.

Today’s announcement, however, that they’re not only trying to compete with Google Glass — the world’s most reviled new technology since the Choke Pear in the Middle Ages — but naming it the SmartEyeglass indicates that the company is clearly in the mid-to-late stages of senility.

Keep this page bookmarked so that you’ll know exactly when Sony starts saving and selling its executives’ toenail and hair clippings.

Are you looking to make some extra money? Perhaps you should consider selling your poop to science.

Researchers in Massachusetts are offering up to $13,000 a year to healthy people for fecal samples. By “healthy,” that probably means if you read this blog, you don’t qualify. No one wants your crap after a night of slamming beers and eating hot wings with your buddies. However, you may qualify for a fecal injection. Doctors can put someone else’s poop into your intestines, transplanting all of the healthy bacteria, too.

Or if you’re looking to boost your immunity in other ways, you could just inject yourself with some alligator blood.