Day: February 24, 2015

Ah, yes, the brave new NFL. Where we take domestic abuse seriously, where Ray Rice became the posterboy for the new no-tolerance level the NFL has. This particularly has some special enforcement on the Baltimore Ravens, Rice’s former franchise.

Rice was cut, suspended for the year and run over by the national media after he told the truth about an ugly incident in NJ, then was given double jeopardy by being penalized with the previously mentioned punishments after already being served a two-game punishment.

The quote in the headline is from Ravens’ GM Ozzie Newsome. The man who now has a moral compass when it comes to his football team **COUGH** Ray Lewis **COUGH** Terrell Suggs **COUGH** every Raven arrested during the 2013 season. If Newsome really believes in what he says, the first thing that needs to happen is the release of Terrell Suggs. Continue reading Eat My Sports: Quoth the Raven “someone who has domestic abuse in their background, it’s going to be tough to be considered a Raven”

It was careless driving.

Careless driving in Colorado was what cut the cheese (truck).

Law enforcement in Hanahan, South Carolina have finally begun cracking down on the latest vermin to infest our malls, parks and other public spaces: creepy chicks dressed as Elsa the Snow Queen from Disney’s Frozen.

Granted, the Hanahan Police Chief did it as a stunt to make people in South Carolina feel better about cold temperatures (and living in South Carolina), but we hope this is only the beginning of a larger national trend.

Ladies, this is all about gender equality. If it’s creepy for a guy to dress up as popular characters so that other people’s kids will hug him, then it’s also weird when women do it, too.

Britain is know for being a charming little island where if you’re a 7 or higher, you’re knighted and put into whatever the U.K. version of Hollywood is. (It’s probably something like Hollywoodfordshire.) But thanks to one study, it’s also the island of unclean women.

According to a study by Flint + Flint, a skincare company that clearly has no vested interest in the outcome, a staggering four out of five women don’t shower daily. Nearly two-thirds of them are so gross they can’t even be bothered to take off their makeup at night. Just imagine what those pillowcases look like. The nastiest finding is that about a third of British women go for up to three days without taking a shower.

Not even an exotic accent can make that seem datable.