Day: March 10, 2015

For those of you who are football junkies, today was the beginning of the 2015 NFL year for you, and good lord, this was not what anyone expected.

The first moves had been reported Ndamukong Suh signed with the Dolphins, making him the highest paid non-quarterback in league history. Two years after the Mike Wallace disaster, this makes the Dolphins the dumbest non-Oakland/Cleveland/Jacksonville team in the league.

The Ravens, not learning from the Ray Rice disaster of one year ago lost Torrey Smith to the 49ers and traded Haloti Ngata to the Lions, making the Lions feel remotely better they didn’t overpay a guy more famous for fines about kicking people in the groin than his actual play. Continue reading Eat My Sports: What the NFL?

Do you need a job? Can you write a 200 word essay about why you should be able to own an inn?

Then you just might be able to run the Center Lovell Inn and Restaurant. The current owner, Janice Sage, won the place via winning an essay contest, so if it worked for her, then clearly, it’s gotta work again! Has the internet made you and your job redundant? No worries! The inn is idyllic enough to make people forget about such things as the internet!

Some might think that those with an English or Writing degree might have an edge, but one of the requirements for the job is working a 17-hour day. Depending on the degree holder’s age, that can be a real push.

The Wikimedia Foundation, which is responsible for Wikipedia and 98 percent of the content in every high school essay, filed a lawsuit against the NSA.

In the suit, the foundation alleges that the NSA’s efforts to track communication with people not in the U.S. violates U.S. citizen’s rights to free speech. They argue that, by tapping into the backbone to collect data on Internet use, the NSA is “straining the backbone of democracy” and “inevitably scoops up data unrelated to any target and will also include domestic communications, violating the rules governing what the NSA can spy on.”

Besides, if NSA needs data on anything important, they can do what the rest of us do already: go to Wikipedia.

Every year when deer hunting season begins, there are always people who protest the sanctioned murder of the animals, completely forgetting that they throw themselves at our cars and try to starve us out by eating our crops. We’ve got another reason to continue killing.

It turns out, white tail deer eat birds. We thought these adorable beasts only ate vegetation, but according to nesting cams set up on federal land in North Dakota have caught deer in the act. What’s even more shocking is that this has apparently been known in the wildlife community for years, yet somehow it is only now coming to light.

We smell a coverup.