Sometimes, Chappie is Robocop.
Sometimes, Chappie is Frankenstein.
Sometimes, Chappie is The Wizard of Oz.
Sometimes, Chappie is Short Circuit.
Unfortunately, a lot of the time, Chappie isn’t great. Mainly because you’ve seen it before. Sad face emoticon. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Chappie’
Remember Palcohol? Almost a year ago, we told you about the product, how it got approved, then unapproved and then made temptingly unsexy by its creator.
Well guess what? It’s back! Unless you live in a fifth of the states here in the U.S. Then your nose is just boned for regular reasons.
Palcohol has, once again, been approved by the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau. Four varieties can now be bought! Except approximately 10 states aren’t down with getting your alcohol buzz via your nose, so they’ve already or are planning to halt sales in their respective residences.
Mind you, all of The Guys live in the same state, and at the moment, our state has not banned Palcohol. This just made the SeriouslyGuys Fantasy Football draft that much more snortier.
Two U.S. Secret Service agents reportedly collided their car into a White House barrier Wednesday night. According to House Oversight Committee Chairman Jason Chaffetz (R-UT), the agents were partying in Georgetown to celebrate a Secret Service spokesman’s retirement (too soon, apparently) until called back to respond to an incident at the White House.
Alcohol is suspected as a factor, which isn’t much of a secret considering that these are the same barriers that the Secret Service set up in the first place. At this point, the only secret that the Secret Service has kept protected is that they graduated from the police academy back when Commandant Lassard was in charge of it.
In other news: The Guys are definitely becoming U.S. Secret Service agents.
Golf isn’t the most exciting sport in the world, that’s part of the appeal. Still, any real sport needs to have an element of danger. There’s no shortage of threats to safety when you place golf in Florida.
In Englewood, Florida, some golfers were stopped when a 13-foot alligator crossed their path, and decided to settle on the green they were heading to. A clear threat to mankind when we try to relax. The crazy part is that Florida golfers seem to treat this as a regular occurrence.
Let’s just hope California golfers don’t treat airplanes on greens so casually.
