Day: June 1, 2015

It’s election season in Turkey, which means it’s time to accuse the sitting president of sitting on gold toilet seats. This comes as part of a list of lavish items that presidential rival, Kemal Kilicdaroglu of the Republican People’s Party (CHP), has accused Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan of installing in his new 1,000 room presidential palace.

President Erdogan wins for the best response to the allegation, saying that he will resign immediately if Kilicdaroglu can find just one golden toilet seat in the palace. Folks, there aren’t a lot of ways to make your political opponent bite-test every toilet seat in your house. Congratulations, Mr. Turkish President.

As we all know, humans defeated the dinosaurs in combat millions of years ago. But now it seems those overgrown lizards will have the last laugh.

It turns out, we’ve been drinking dinosaur pee the whole time and didn’t know it. Dinos were around for millions and millions of years, so it’s very likely that the water molecules in your cup were drunk by a dinosaur long ago.

Fortunately, the Guys only drink liquor.