Indecent exposure not just for male lawmakers anymore

Today is a proud day for gender equality. Typically, when a lawmaker gets arrested for something stupid, that lawmaker is a man. But this time, a woman gets the spotlight.

According to a police report, Maryland Del. Ariana Kelly dropped off her children at her ex-husband’s house. Apparently there are still some hard feelings, because when she found out that her ex’s fiancee was home, she rang the doorbell repeatedly and yelled. Her ex-husband later showed police a cellphone video of her at the front door whipping out her boobs and shaking them up and down with her hands. She was charged with trespassing and indecent exposure.

It’s good to know that our leaders are just as irrational as the people who elect them.