To no one’s surprise today, the NFL upheld it’s four game suspension of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady in the never, freaking, ending, still improperly named, Deflategate, scandal. Brady is having the NFLPA file an injunction while he takes moral authority leader, Roger Goodell, to court for what he believes is an unjust suspension. Continue reading Eat My Sports: I’ll See You in Court!
Day: July 28, 2015
Laying low budget
While it may be possible for once famous actors to disappear into regrettable roles in B-movies, the same can’t be said for escaped fugitives.
That’s what Jason Stange, a man wanted by authorities for allegedly violating his parole in 2014, learned after appearing in a low-budget horror film. U.S. Marshals identified Stange from a picture in a Olympia, Washington newspaper feature on the film, Marla Mae, in which he plays an evil doctor.
We’re guessing this is exactly what Laurence Olivier felt like during Clash of the Titans.
Seagulls are taking over England
It’s shaping up to be the worst summer ever in England. Just weeks ago, an English beach suffered from snails launching from the sand. Now, there’s an attack from the air.
The seagulls on U.K. beaches are going nuts this summer. First, it was reported that a gull pecked a dog to death in Cornwall while it was outside in its own yard, then another one pecked at the head of a 66-year-old woman in the same town, or shire, or whatever. She suffered wounds to her scalp. Someone even photographed seagulls eating a rat whole. Her Majesty’s seagulls have clearly snapped.
The problem has gotten so bad that Prime Minister David Cameron has said there should be a national conversation about these dangerous birds. No, really. In the U.S., we can barely muster enough outrage to have a national conversation after a mass shooting. Do you really think our country is ready for when the animals rise up?