Santa Claus steals helicopter

This is what happens when reindeer feed prices go up.
This is what happens when reindeer feed prices go up.

Thanksgiving has come and gone, and while here in the U.S. it means the beginning of Valentine’s Day season, in other countries, they’re just getting their Christmas season underway.

In Brazil, they’re already dealing with the annual worldwide scourge of Santa Clauses committing crimes. Santa’s starting off big this year. Authorities say he stole a helicopter in Sao Paulo. Chris Kringle rented a helicopter from a nearby airport, and forced the pilot to land in a field, where another guy, likely one of Santa’s helpers, joined them. They tied up the pilot and flew off.

We are left to assume that we’ll see the helicopter again Christmas Eve, provided we’re good.

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