Creepy friend pop quiz: math problem edition

Quick, solve the problem: What do you get for the billionaire banker friend who has (and can afford) everything? For those that answered “news for this glorious and amazing website”, you, my friends, get a gold star. For everyone else that answered a naked picture of his wife constructed out of clippings from the Financial Times that mention his name, it’s after-school detention for you.

By the way, does this make what he’s done creepily kinky or extremely narcissistic?

Moussaieff said in an interview. “I have yet to meet someone who does not want a naked picture of their loved ones with text about themselves.’

And that question is officially solved.