If you’ve got nothing better to do with your time, why not rally for the dead. Trendy Wiccan (not to be confused with WIC for those of you stateside) enthusiasts are rallying around London. For what you ask? That’s why we’re here. Apparently the campaigning is to pardon witches burned to death between the 16th and 18th century. Side note: the next time you are at work and your boss accuses you of being lazy, just reference this and then do the comparison of who is actually being more productive. At the very least, it’ll buy you time.
We here at SG though fully believe that these tortured souls weighed more than a duck, which was just cause for any punishment under Monty Python law.
… And *what* do we use to burn witches?