If there’s one thing The Guys can’t get enough of, it’s reliving the past, and Dick Cheney is all about the year 2003 right now. (We’re positive that it’s not a sign of mental degradation.)
Lots of great things happened in the War on Terror in 2003:
- NASA space shuttle Columbia exploded, and we’re still waiting to find the bastards that did it.
- The Department of Homeland Security was founded to waste tax dollars. (We only get two terror alert colors, but pay for six?!)
- Iraq was responsible for 9/11.
- OK, Afghanistan was, but Iraq was partially involved.
- Alright, fine, Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11, but they like terrorists, which all look the same to us (just like women).
We’re gonna take a break to write some new articles, but when we come back:
- Cheney will assert that Iraq wasn’t in the terrorist game, but was developing weapons of mass destruction.
- We torture Asians for information about SARS!