HEY CITIZEN!
DO YOU WANT FREE MONEY? OF COURSE YOU DO!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND YOU’LL GET TONS OF CASH FROM THE GOVERNMENT EASILY AND FOR FREE! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST FILL OUT A FORM CORRECTLY, NAMING YOUR ADDRESS!
Wait, what? You didn’t fill out your address correctly? As in, the place where you live? And by you, I mean over 41,000 Japanese citizens?
Lame.