There’s a new e-reader out there, from Barnes & Noble that is set to compete with Amazon’s Kindle over the “people who like carrying around a bug-prone slab instead of a freaking book” market.
It’s called the Nook. As in, rhymes with “book.”
Or, as in, “I did it all for the Nook e-reader (yeah), the Nook e-reader (yeah), the Nook e-reader.”

Unsure whether to love you or hate you for “Nook e-reader.”
Leaning towards hate.
Groonk, I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw.
There’s been a “Nook e-reader” on the iPhone since the product was launched. It’s called Safari.
I did it all for Sa-far-ee, Sa-far-ee,
So you could take that car-key …?
Also: http://seriouslyguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/yeah-you-300×297.jpg