The wrong trousers

What’s with women and their trouser wearing? I mean, who do they think they are? When I see a woman wearing tight trousers, I get embarassed. Am I right, gentlemen?

That’s more or less how things are in Indonesia now. They’re cracking down on women wearing “tight trousers.” If a woman is caught, her trousers will be cut up as punishment. You know what totally embarasses you less? Cutting up a woman’s trousers.

In other news, here in the U.S. we call them “pants,” but that word in other parts of the world means “underwear.”