The U.S. Navy is building robots, which isn’t exactly news. But the robots were kept to operations in the water, which fortunately isn’t where humanity lives. But now things are changing. We have recently learned that the Navy is working on a robot squirrel–no, not a sea squirrel, which we assume is a thing. This … Continue reading Navy designing robot to run in front of your car
We’ve all known about the U.S. Navy’s trained dolphins, sea lions and other animals. Now it looks like they are finally moving away from arming our animal foes. That’s the good news. The bad news is that they are building robots instead. The Navy’s Office of Naval Research is developing a remote controlled robot that … Continue reading Robo-fish are going to spy on you
Hey, guess what? Remember how we said that there were Ukrainian killer dolphins on the loose? Well, turns out that was a hoax, so it’s safe to go back in the water. However, there really are Ukrainian killer dolphins, they’re just all accounted for–for now. We’ve told you about how the U.S. Navy has dolphins … Continue reading Update: No dolphins have gone AWOL — yet
We’ve got good news and we’ve got bad news. Because we’re sadistic and enjoy leaving you in pain, we’ll start with the good news to throw you off guard. The good news: The U.S. Navy is slowly doing away with its program training dolphins and sea lions in “keeping ports safe” for American ships at … Continue reading What if the enemy of my enemy is another one of my enemies?
It would seem that the United States Navy has gotten their hands on the scathing documentary known as Battleship. No more will transforming alien robots rise from the sea and besiege our great country!
