Stephen Hawking wants a world government to fight robots

Famed physicist Stephen Hawking has warned us repeatedly that mankind will probably make robots smart enough that they will overthrow us. But it always comes off as a threat. Now we know why he’s been pushing this agenda. According to Hawking, unless there is a more concerted, worldwide effort to avoid the rise of the … Continue reading Stephen Hawking wants a world government to fight robots

Stephen Hawking still hates stupid people

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have the best outlook on humanity. In fact, he has demonstrated many times that he wants to end us all. Good to see nothing has changed. In a recent interview, Hawking said humanity has “certainly not become less greedy or less stupid” since the last time he threatened us with extinction. He … Continue reading Stephen Hawking still hates stupid people

Stephen Hawking wants to end mankind with a black hole

The diabolical Dr. Stephen Hawking has come up with a new way to end us all. And this time it sounds like a sci-fi B-movie he’s pitching. Under the guise of providing abundant energy for the Earth, Hawking has proposed that we get a tiny black hole to orbit the planet. We won’t bore you … Continue reading Stephen Hawking wants to end mankind with a black hole

Noted scientist Stephen Hawking says science will kill us all

Time to pack it in, everyone. Humanity had a good run. We ran the world for a few thousand years, but we’re done now. At least according to renowned physicist Stephen Hawking. Hawking, who is known to be not very optimistic about humanity, said that the more technology we develop, the more we increase our … Continue reading Noted scientist Stephen Hawking says science will kill us all

The computer speaking for Dr. Hawking says AI will overtake us

Fresh from reassuring One Direction fans, Professor Stephen Hawking is back in the news. This time, he’s warning us about damn dirty robots! Dr. Hawking theorized that artificial intelligence could overtake humans within the next 100 years, meaning they could menace The Guys in our new fitter clone bodies with bigger genitals. He believes , however, … Continue reading The computer speaking for Dr. Hawking says AI will overtake us

Somebody’s hawking for a ‘Big Bang Theory’ cameo

Reader, are women a complete mystery to you? Women readers, are you a complete mystery to yourselves? Don’t feel so bad. You’re in the same boat as Professor Stephen Hawking, and he’s a genius. The author of ’80s coffee table book, A Brief History of Time, was asked by New Scientist magazine (even though he’s … Continue reading Somebody’s hawking for a ‘Big Bang Theory’ cameo

Let’s check in on the coming apocalypse

Dr. Stephen Hawking, famous physicist and total bummer at a party, is continuing to say that mankind is doomed. In fact, we’ve only got a century left, so we should probably get going on the colonizing of somewhere else. We’ve got robots to worry about, climate change, nuclear war, even genetically engineered diseases coming our … Continue reading Let’s check in on the coming apocalypse

You Missed It: End of 2016 edition

Well look who finally got on the “this year sucked” train. I’ve been doing this for years, everyone just finally caught up. I have a theory that 2016 was the Rapture. Everyone you love who was good is gone. Now we’re just in a hollow wasteland, and there’s the devil about. Either that, or we’re … Continue reading You Missed It: End of 2016 edition

You Missed It: DIY edition

Somehow I’m more turned off by the Democratic primaries than I do the GOP race. I find the Republican race of more consequence and much, much cruder, but out of nowhere, the Dems and their supporters have become intolerable. This week alone we had Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton trying to out-New York each other. … Continue reading You Missed It: DIY edition

Science Update: 3D, 2D, 1D universes

Science can get confusing. In today’s news alone, the possibility that the universe is merely a two-dimensional surface that we project a third-dimension onto during observation (like a hologram) just gained more traction. Meanwhile, another group of scientists completed the most comprehensive three-dimensional map of the universe. So, which is it, doctors? Does the universe have … Continue reading Science Update: 3D, 2D, 1D universes