A Nation of Dead Sophomores

PBS aired the final episode of Ken Burns’ latest documentary, Prohibition, and the numbers are in!

  • Just over 3,000 college students died from taking a shot every time a camera slowly panned or zoomed into an black and white photograph.
  • 10,000 were hospitalized with neck injuries from caustically comparing the depicted events to the modern day War on Drugs aloud to anyone within earshot.
  • And over 2,000,000 Blogspot and Tumblr accounts incorporated the word “scofflaw” into their posts since Sunday.

Thanks for watching, and may God have mercy on their souls.