A pox upon your beef!

We’ve told you many, many times before about the dangers of witch doctors in everyday life. Nonetheless, some times, it’s as if the Weekly World News never left us. Especially when it involves animal organs.

The best part of the story?

Officers said they did some research and found a cow’s tongue is used in different types of rituals, including one that would make someone stop gossiping or talking about a person, which is what this appears to be, Lewis said.

One Web site called it a hoodoo ritual, another called it a Santeria ritual, police said.

Because everything on the internet is true.