AC/DC defeats Iranian nuclear program

Much of the world is nervous about Iran’s efforts to power-up its nuclear power plant, and make its own nuclear weapons, too. But AC/DC is striking back for global security as only they can.

Iranian scientists have confirmed that the computer networks connected to their nuclear plant have been hit with a new round of malware, and this one is the worst yet. At random times in the middle of the night, AC/DC’s song “Thunderstruck,” blasts at some workstations.

Through the sheer power of their gruff rock and high-pitched vocals, AC/DC has struck a blow against Iran that no drone has done so far. So, for those about to rock, we salute you.