A manager at an Abercrombie & Fitch store was given a ticket for displaying “obscene materials in a business that is open to juveniles” thanks to a display ad that kinda almost shows a dude’s butt crack. Considering some of their previous ad campaigns, people should just be happy the guy is wearing pants. And is possibly of age. Fear not, denizens of the beach that is more fun than Nag’s Head (though that really doesn’t say a lot), but still not even close to being as fun as Myrtle: you can always go to the Internet to find the now removed ads. Or the library for those that haven’t moved out of their parents’ place.