No one really likes the noise of a city, yet millions of people around the world deal with it every single day. Paris can be noisy, but the mayor has had enough of it. He’s found a decidedly French way to deal with the problem.
He’s launching squads of mimes throughout the city. The mimes are going to terrify remind late-night revelers that others may not appreciate all of the sound that they are creating. We don’t think this is a good idea. If The Guys staggered out of a bar, only to be confronted with a gang of mimes, we’d solve that problem the American way, with violence.
Loud violence, I’d add.
What other kind is there? We’d compensate for the mimes’ lack of screams with our own roars of blood lust.
Ours will be the first terrifying yawps the Parisians have heard since the Middle Ages.