Are you an adult who wishes to bag a college student? Are you a college student who just really wants to get some strange? Science has come to the rescue, friends.
All you need to do is take some alcohol, preferably liquor, and then mix it with an energy drink or two. Then *BAM* instant sex with a college-aged person, according to researchers at University at Buffalo’s Research Institute on Addictions. (You gave the drinks to the intended hook-up, not yourself, right?)
According to scientists, whom this is apparently news to, alcohol can increase the chances of casual sex. Now that you have the proper formula, you have no more excuses.