Alcohol: The key to success

Science has proven us right once again.

As our longtime readers know, The Guys are big into fitness. We work out regularly, whether it be running, bike riding, or lifting weights (except for Chugs Taylor, he does this dance thing in his cubicle for eight hours a day and swears it’s what keeps him ripped). Do you want to be as fabulously healthy and strong as us? Science has the answer: Drink!

Thanks to some alert, and probably sloshed, researchers, we now know that people who drink a lot are more likely to work out harder and longer than their sober counterparts, and no, we’re not just counting 12 oz. curls here. So what are you waiting for? Get the most out of your New Year’s resolution and start drinking tonight!

[via Consumerist]