Animals are one hundred percent the worst. It only makes sense that we’re at war with them! They’re smelly, they initiate fights for no reason, they bring disease … they’re nothing more than the state of Florida given form.
And zoo animals may possibly be the worst of the worst! We give them a home, feed them as needed and what do they do?
They attack their very dwellings out of anger like a child throwing a temper tantrum. How pathetic.