Everyone feel bad for Hugh Hefner this morning. It was announced that girlfriend and Girl Next Door Holly Madison has called for an end to the relationship. That means Heff is now down to only two girlfriends. It remains to be seen if Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt will be able to cheer him up.
Yes, there will still be another season of The Girls Next Door, but for right now, Hefner is a sad man, with nothing but his wealth, status and plethora of women young enough to be his granddaughters left. Certainly, the outlook for Heff’s life is bad.
But because The Guys care about the elderly, we came up with a short list of ways he can get over the breakup:
- Take a bubblebath
- Listen to Bright Eyes
- Invite a few friends over for a small, private party
- Drink champagne until the hurt goes away
- Hold a boom box above head outside her window
- Blog about it
- Count how many steps it takes to get from one side of the mansion to the other
I actually feel bad for Holly, I think she really loved the old coot, and thought he would come around on the marriage/kids issue.