Anything to get boys in aprons

A New Jersey teenager has decided that the time for equality is now. No longer will she suffer the slings of a gender-oppressed society! No more shall she have the characteristics of a gender heaped upon her!

As such, she’s set up a petition to have a gender-neutral Easy Bake Oven created by Hasbro.

Why? Because she doesn’t want to buy a pink or purple Oven for her 4-year-old brother. Meanwhile, the girl’s supporter, celebrity chef Bobby Flay, has managed to throw awash the entire basis for the petition:

‘If that’s what he wants, why not get it for him? I mean, who cares what color it is?’ he said.