Army calls slaves ‘national treasures’

Like bullwhips in a mechanized war.In these Tough Economic Times, it was only a matter of time before the government recognized that the rising unemployment rate and industries destroyed by union benefits could be solved with one solution: slavery.

So, it only makes sense that the U.S. Army would award Pentagon-flown American flags and a bronze star to surviving World War II veteran slave laborers.

The very model of a modern Major General Vincent Boles went on to call the retired slaves “national treasures.”

And, at the end, he made one of the survivors cry.