Art imitates life, life imitates Seinfeld

Kids, we’re not quite out of the recession yet. Oh sure, you might argue with me and say that we are. Jobs are up in some areas of the country! We’re spending more and returning less! Unemployment could be worse! Words ending in exclamation marks!

Erroneous.

I only need to give you but one bit of evidence: Coney Island can only give but so much toilet paper to its toilets.

It’s bad enough that a person can only get single-ply toilet paper in public restrooms, but to have to ration what little amount that they can use in a stall? It gives me the heebie-jeebies.

On the plus side, hey ladies, now you’ll learn how to condition your bladders.