Don’t touch the artist while she is performing.
Are lap dances a form of art? A New York state strip club thinks so. Nite Moves in Albany, N.Y. is arguing in court that it doesn’t owe the state $124,000 in taxes on money earned from lap dances, since it is an art and should have the same tax exemptions as other forms of dance under state law.
Since the strip club is in the state capital, it seems pretty reasonable that the money is coming from public servants, so wouldn’t that just be taxing tax dollars?