Hawaii is a land of endless sun and relaxation. It’s a place where there’s hardly any violence, because everyone’s walks around thinking, “Dude, this place is so beautiful!” and it takes any violent impulses away. That’s why when there is an attack, it’s shocking.
According to the Hawaii Five-O, a 58-year-old man beat his 56-year-old roommate with a ukulele at their apartment recently. The roommate had significant injuries as a result. One can only assume that that they were arguing over with Don Ho song was his greatest.