Vic Kleman is a big fan of Jack Rabbit, a roller coaster at Kennywood Park. Vic Kleman really likes roller coasters.
Vic Kleman is 80 years old.
Vic Kleman celebrated his 80 years old birthday by taking 80 roller coaster rides. In a row.
If Vic Kleman is alive for his 81st birthday, then he has officially gained the ability to rule over us all by rite of natural selection.