Aside from the basement torture chamber, the bathroom is one of the most dangerous places in the average home. Just think of everything that can go wrong–slipping in the shower, peeing on the toilet seat, the list goes on.
Now you can add to that list another danger: the toilet paper holder. EMTs in Dallas rushed to the aid of a woman who they found in her bathroom, with a toilet paper holder in her neck. Now, the blog has long said that those things should be regulated by the government, along with weapons-grade mozzarella, but this is an example of why.
As the 69-year-old Dallas woman has shown us, you can be calmly navigating your bathroom when you lose your footing and BAM, you become your next roll of toilet paper. Trend carefully!