Attack of the Reagan clones

Let the world know that Ronald Reagan is not for sale. An auction of a vial of Reagan’s blood from a 1981 stay in the hospital has been stopped, and the owner will now donate it to the late president’s foundation instead.

The foundation is saying how pleased it is with the outcome, completely skipping over that it moved to block the auction earlier this week. We can only assume that legal threats were made, why else would someone donate an item when they could make thousands of dollars off of it.

As for the sample of Reagan’s DNA, it’s clear that the foundation wants to do some work on it, perhaps creating an army of Reagan clones sent to clean up Washington, provided they find a cure for Alzheimer’s.