Attention, anarchists

Still looking for that government-free utopia where you can live without submitting to any authority? Then get your ass to Belgium.

But you’d better hurry: Belgium’s Prime Minister, Guy Verhofstadt, is trying to settle the differences between French and Dutch residents to elect a new one. Time to put your money where your pierced mouth is and stop this from happening.

There’s still no word as to whether Belgium’s Board of Tourism will change their slogan to our proposal: “Belgium: as lawless as the rest of the world, but white.”