In case you have been nowhere near a television, newspaper, magazine, radio or computer in the last few days, you most likely heard about the heat wave that is hitting about half of the country right now. I am in Washington, D.C., where it is, 102 degrees Fahrenheit, or with the humidity, it feels like 121, no really. So I plan on drinking plenty of fluids, some of which might not exactly be water. If you were busy fighting Nazis this week, odds are you missed it.
English hospitality
Members of the British Parliament grilled News Corp. owner Rupert Murdoch earlier this week. Some British comedian, dressed like a hipster, gave Murdoch a shaving cream pie in the face while he and his son were giving their testimony, his young wife jumping to his defense. While I am fairly certain this is not standard for parliamentary hearings, if the Brits didn’t want it to happen, wouldn’t the guards have stopped a guy with a plate full of shaving cream as he walked through security?
End of story
After receiving no serious bids to be bought out, book megastore Borders raised eyebrows when it announced that it would close its doors for good and liquidate all of its assets in a matter of days. This basically leaves Barnes, and his ally, Noble, to rule the U.S. bookstore market, with more power than we could ever imagine. Lou Dobbs tried for years to tell us our Borders were insecure, and look what happened to him.
The good die young
Here’s something to cry about: The world will not see a significant amount of high-end Australia wine this year, like $1 million worth of it. A forklift moving 5,544 bottles of wine malfunctions and dropped the whole thing. This wasn’t the cheap stuff, either. This was 2010 Mollydooker Velvet Glove shiraz, which goes for about $185 a bottle. The total loss represents about a third of the company’s annual production. Only one case of the wine escaped unharmed.