If you are reading this, I would like to congratulate you on not allowing your computer to melt or be washed away. It seems like so far this summer, we’ve either had historically-huge floods, or heat wave warnings telling us to keep old people inside. But most dangerous of all, is that it’s wedding season. You know what I’m talking about. If you were busy getting nominated for an Emmy, odds are you missed it.
Streaming mad
Netflix drew the ire of some of its customers this week when it announced price increases coming this fall. Instead of offering one DVD and unlimited streaming for one price, customers will now be charged for DVDs and streaming separately, adding up to a 60% price increase, or $6. Upset customers don’t mind paying extra for larger televisions with the latest technology, or smartphones that will be outdated in weeks, but $6 per week is just too much. The U.S. Postal Service stands to lose the most from this, as Netflix is basically the only thing people mail these days.
Escape from L.A.
In a matter of hours, Los Angeles traffic is somehow going to get worse than it already is. Sections of Interstate 405, a main thoroughfare for the city, will be shut down over the weekend, creating a mess for anyone trying to travel in the area. It’s being called “Carmageddon,” as opposed to “Karmageddon,” which is when the world ends because you forgot to tip your barista, and, like, what does around, comes around, man.
Does that make her an atheist?
Presidential candidate Rep. Michelle Bachmann, R-Minn., formally quit the church she had belonged to for years this week. Though she had not attended church in at least two years, the separation is only now formal. Among the Salem Lutheran Church’s beliefs are that the Catholic Church is the anti-Christ. So take that, papist-haters, Bachmann probably thinks you’re spiritual slaves or something like that.