Oh, hello there. Sorry, I was just sitting here wishing something interesting had happened in the past several days. It just seems like things have been so quiet lately. Has anyone else been as bored this week as me? Here’s hoping there’s something exciting going on next week. If you were busy doing the Dougie with school children this week, odds are you missed it.
WOOOOOOOO!
Late Sunday night, President Barack Obama announced that a team of U.S. Navy Seals found and killed Osama bin Laden. The news, which came nearly 10 years after the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks, was greeted somberly by Americans, as they were pleased to know that a threat was forever extinguished, did not feel right celebrating someone’s death. I’m just kidding, college kids across the country got drunk and burned stuff in celebration.
Where’s the Rocketeer when you need him?
JetMan, the Swiss daredevil known as Yves Rossy, who flies around with wing powered by, you guessed it, a jet strapped to his back, will not be flying over the Grand Canyon as he had planned. He said he didn’t have enough time to train, and if he messed up it would be “really bad.” Wait a minute, you can’t be a daredevil and not take huge risks. Did lack of training stop Evel Knievel from attempting to jump over Snake River Canyon?
Worst. Ventriloquist. Ever.
This weekend there’s a movie coming out in which Mel Gibson plays a guy who has gone a bit off his rocket and talks through a beaver puppet to cope. It’s called The Beaver. I don’t have a punchline for that one, I just wanted to let you know I can’t stop snickering.