“Um, yes, my interests are SeriouslyGuys, long walks on the beach, whiskey, Boston Red Sox, SeriouslyGuys, obviously, being Playmate of the year, oh, and how could I forget? Being charged with the attempted murder of my husband.“
Author: Bryan Schools
Dead Russians society
When we die, we all go to the same place ultimately: the ground. However, if you are an elite member of Russian society, you get to go to a special cemetery for the elite. We can only assume that in order to get a spot you must be really, really red.
More like “Thigh-wan”
Small businesses are everywhere. From your local coffee shop, to small construction businesses, to Taiwanese brothels that are now legal under a recently passed law.
Eat My Sports: Now, stepping up to the plate
As I have made no effort to shy away from this, I am a huge AM radio guy. I listen to sports’ talk to and from work every day. Does this make me seem unfairly older than I am? Probably, but I will make no apologies for being informed. I read a lot of sports news and listen to a lot of radio so you don’t have to know the info, I readily provide it for you in a non-filtered, un-biased (Steelers and Red Sox only) fashion.
Now, that being said, last week I was listening to everyone’s favorite ex-ESPN employee, Dan Patrick. They had reached a point in the show where, they either ran out of material or hit the keg enough times to go completely off track. The topic began with them analyzing different entrance songs in sports, then, what their song would be. Patrick, chose the new Justin Bieber rap about Tom Brady. But the exchange got me thinking, what would the entry songs be for The Guys? Well, now that you’ve asked … Continue reading Eat My Sports: Now, stepping up to the plate
Belgian waffle
I mean come on, who hasn’t been blasted for their comments over AIDS … by a church.
I’ll see your three Super Bowls, and raise you my hair
In the newest form of battle-rapping, Justin Bieber is taking to video rap, dissing New England resident hair-stylist, Tom Brady, for his much-maligned haircut.
When reached for comment, Brady has not publicly said anything, but we’re pretty sure it would be along the lines of “good luck with puberty, kid, I’m going to go back to banging Super Bowls and blowing out my knee.”
Good work, Deputy Dewey
We’d like to applaud David Arquette for going down the social dating ladder. It’s perfectly natural to go from the multi-million dollar wife who was the only reason you stayed famous to … a career cocktail waitress.
I smell a Zoolander stunt
Adam Lambert, otherwise known as the other, other gay-American Idol-contestant, has vowed to tone it down for his upcoming performance in Malaysia. We can only hope that the Prime Minister is in attendance and Lambert is dressed in a trash bag.
Eat My Sports: Relaxation, finally
We’re a little over a week into baseball’s postseason, and it’s the most relaxed I’ve been in October in almost five years? Why, you ask? Because the Red Sox are finally not having any impact on my sleep, schedule, wallet or liver this year.
Would I have liked to seen this year’s patchwork lineup somehow sneak in and blow up the whole scene? Sure, I mean which Sox fan is honestly going to say “hell no I don’t want them to have the chance to take out the Yankees.” But in all honesty it’s nice to have a reprieve and not have my stress level shoot through the roof for every pitch every other night. Continue reading Eat My Sports: Relaxation, finally
It’s Miley!
Our world was totally like this when we were 17.