This just in: Mommy doesn’t love you.
We’ll be right back, but after the break, we’ll show you:
- The broken condom that ruined Daddy’s life.
- The now unusable “Send two boys to football camp, and the third gets in FREE!” coupon.
- The bottle of Draino we debate pouring into your formula.
We’ll laugh about this in 20 years! (Well, the rest of us will.)