Pregnant women are like ticking time bombs. They’re scarily hormonal, they demand strange foods and they have no interest in having sex with you. Just like a time bomb, a hormonal, craving-crazed, non-sex-having time bomb.
But now, those time bombs may be able to park where you’re not allowed to park in New York City, for reasons like security. The city is considering a bill that would allow expectant mothers with difficult pregnancies to park in no parking zones and stand in no standing zones. Pardon us, but we don’t think that just because you’re in the family way entitles you to make left turns where it is not allowed or drive the wrong way on a one-way street.