Well, it looks like our plan to appease Osama bin Laden by electing a secret Muslim has failed.
Bin Laden rolled out his greatest hits (presumably to chime in on I Love the War on Terror: 2003), indicating that the United States — the President in particular — is responsible for the Muslim world frowning on his shenanigans.
Blaming the U.S. president for his woes? Maybe he is turning American after all!