If this were Jeopardy, that would be the answer to “Why would someone bother to buy a fake Shake Weight.”
However, such luxuries like a flea market’s equivalent to the wrist-sliding exercise (hers, not yours) machine are, alas, often fleeting. Thousands of knock-offs, imported from China, were discovered at the Savannah, Georgia border (that’s quite a journey they’ve made). No word has been given by the officials at the U.S. Customs and Border Protection regarding the status of the counterfeit fetish exercise equipment, but like most counterfeit fetish exercise equipment, we suspect it’ll be marked with a big stamp stating “RETURN TO SENDER-C.O.D.”